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Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

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Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

A 65yo retired farmer was found dead on Tuesday 16th September at his home located in the town of Ema Alegre, Brazil.

The elderly man came home under the influence of alcohol, lit a candle near his bed and fell asleep. The resulting fire quickly engulfed the mattress and he died.

His house didn't fully catch fire as it had tile roofs and brick walls. The ceiling was blackened by smoke.

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Re: Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

Roasted.
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Re: Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

The worst part is, he's not the first. Here's a pic of the last time it happened!
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Re: Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

He looks like a burnt roast!!!:
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Re: Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

Quite a barbecue...
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Re: Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

overcooked, yuck
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Damn!
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holy christ.
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Re: Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

Fuck that! No drunk candle lighting ever.
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Re: Drunk Farmer Lights Candle And Ends Up Carbonized

bet he dreamt he was in the hellfire


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