[Beard]

Originally Posted by Curb Stomper ↗

I was obviously focusing on the legs, ALRIGHT?!

Why do I get the feeling you've used this excuse after picking up some skanky tranny in a bar?

''I had no idea he had a big cock under that dress, lads, I was focussing on the legs!''

[butterfly]

I like them dripping with blood yummy

[Curb Stomper]

Originally Posted by BigBadBeard ↗

Why do I get the feeling you've used this excuse after picking up some skanky tranny in a bar?

''I had no idea he had a big cock under that dress, lads, I was focussing on the legs!''

In my defence, it wasn't big, and it was the ass not the legs.

[Beard]

Originally Posted by Curb Stomper ↗

In my defence, it wasn't big, and it was the ass not the legs.

Now that I can sympathise with- there's nothing more misleading than a bloke in a dress with a great arse.


That's why I always feel so confused and guilty after wanking over Lady Gaga....

[darkangelicdust]

wow that had to hurt

[Curb Stomper]

Originally Posted by BigBadBeard ↗

Now that I can sympathise with- there's nothing more misleading than a bloke in a dress with a great arse.


That's why I always feel so confused and guilty after wanking over Lady Gaga....

You feel confused and guilty after wanking over Gaga?

Funny that, I dont..

Originally Posted by Curb Stomper

Last edited by Curb Stomper; Today at 10:04 AM. Reason: hombremalo made me look gay

Originally Posted by BigBadBeard

Now that I can sympathise with- there's nothing more misleading than a bloke in a dress with a great arse.


That's why I always feel so confused and guilty after wanking over Lady Gaga....

dick shakin good times

[Curb Stomper]

Originally Posted by creepingmalaise ↗

Oh I love it when you notice what no-one else does.

Originally Posted by Curb Stomper

Oh I love it when you notice what no-one else does.

you know I notice.