Dragged

[Beard]

Originally Posted by creepingmalaise

dick shakin good times

Oh, you better believe it. I love nothing more than stripping off, greasing myself up, turning ''Poker Face'' up to the limit on my iPod earphones, then frantically thrashing myself into an ecstatic state, whilst screaming ''Fuck me like the big man you are, Lady Gaga!''



It's usually at this point that the supermarket cashier calls security....

Originally Posted by BigBadBeard

Oh, you better believe it. I love nothing more than stripping off, greasing myself up, turning ''Poker Face'' up to the limit on my iPod earphones, then frantically thrashing myself into an ecstatic state, whilst screaming ''Fuck me like the big man you are, Lady Gaga!''



It's usually at this point that the supermarket cashier calls security....

why can't i be in a store when someone like you comes in.

[Beard]

Originally Posted by creepingmalaise

why can't i be in a store when someone like you comes in.

If you'd leave your bloody window open at night like I keep asking, you wouldn't have to catch me at a store- I'd climb in and do a special show in your kitchen, just for you....

[cincymisfit]

[Wolfinator]

MAN!!! That would hurt like a motherfucker

Originally Posted by BigBadBeard

If you'd leave your bloody window open at night like I keep asking, you wouldn't have to catch me at a store- I'd climb in and do a special show in your kitchen, just for you....

gay roar.

[AboveAverage]

Dam.