[DaDrizzle416]

Im a NOOB, my techinque has been fine for years lol.

[nerd]

If he's lucky, the military will just tell his family he died on battle. haha.

[Guderian1974]

masturbating what??

[elizajane]

i'm no surprised he had to masterbate, look at the size of it...

[vnathan]

No wonder a lot of them get blown up.

[coco-noptik]

haha

[Serpens22]

Originally Posted by Faust ↗

US soldiers are not very clever are they?

Okay that was just a dickhead thing to say

[Serpens22]

Originally Posted by Faust ↗

I see no bag however, maybe he died of 'tiny american dick'-syndrome

They say a lot of people in the west are into to compensate for having a small penis (or vagina in the case of a woman). So it could still be a soldier, judging by the smallness of his penis

Um, not sure where you're from, but in America small vaginas aren't exactly considered a bad thing. But hey, enjoy your big fat floppy foreign poon, each to his own, right?

[XZER0]

Originally Posted by Faust ↗

I see no bag however, maybe he died of 'tiny american dick'-syndrome

They say a lot of people in the west are into to compensate for having a small penis (or vagina in the case of a woman). So it could still be a soldier, judging by the smallness of his penis

soo, where does it say he was an american soldier?

[piousson]

nothing but idiot