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03-04-2011, 03:30 PM
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Re: Died While Masturbating

I see no bag however, maybe he died of 'tiny american dick'-syndrome

They say a lot of people in the west are into to compensate for having a small penis (or vagina in the case of a woman). So it could still be a soldier, judging by the smallness of his penis
yes, i have a small vagina, i think i might kill myself, lol....
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Last week while in the shower I thought I was dieing of a heart attack and come to find out I was just washing my balls too hard..
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This is the kind of stuff that makes the news-papers write shit like "masturbation can KILL YOU!"
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I see no bag however, maybe he died of 'tiny american dick'-syndrome

They say a lot of people in the west are into to compensate for having a small penis (or vagina in the case of a woman). So it could still be a soldier, judging by the smallness of his penis
women with small vaginas need to be compensated for?
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ummmmmmm
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haha
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What!?!?!?!?!

While masterbating, huh....
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03-05-2011, 11:11 PM
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At least he died doing something he loved. Himself.
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