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I bet he rather slept the day off..
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Stop touching yourself.
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That is life or the opposite. Young and cute one moment and rotting meat the next. Who's next?
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Not so fast with the sympathy cards...

This kid just avoided a lifetime of miserable, suck-ass jobs! That's a "win" in my book.
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"Cutedeadguys.com"? What? He is fat...apparently fat is attractive!
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Not so fast with the sympathy cards...

This kid just avoided a lifetime of miserable, suck-ass jobs! That's a "win" in my book.
It is a great thought and true, but we can all avoid the "lifetime of miserable, suck-ass jobs" anytime we want to and have the balls to do it, I sometimes want to but don't have anywhere near the balls for doing it
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He was electrocuted on his first job? That's shocking.....
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Why are his hands down his pants? Trying to get one more jolt
I've always assumed it was to keep there arms from hanging of the slab.
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He was not meant to have a job for him to die on his first
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