[Vedderman]

This is worked up?

I was just trying to make sure you were having a good time, man. No sense hanging out on a site that makes you sad or pisses you off. But whatever, you get on with your non-laughing self.

I'll be over here chuckling at dead kids, dead hookers, and your humorless ass.

[Susan]

[trean362]

stupid cow

[Meridian]

That's really sad. Poor kid. What a horrible thing to do. A mother's role is a simple one in terms of protecting her child. She let her baby down in the worst way.

[kellyhound]

well, that's a first i see something likie that here

[JakeHarper]

I wonder if those corrugated sheets are affecting cell phone reception.

[edwina22]

Where?

[bhcrab2010]

Originally Posted by Vedderman ↗

I have a hard time translating from Bengali and Punjabi and Hindi and every other language and dialect that occurs in India, so my details on this event are sketchy.

But the gist is clear. Young housewife was despondent over family problems. Husband left. Husband cheated. Husband gambled away the money. Not sure. Husband did something and her method of conflict resolution was to hang herself and use her weird, little, potato-headed progeny as a counterweight.

I'm sure hubby is feeling appropriately punished for his perfidy. His macrocephalic son is dead. His wife peed on the rustic flooring. No one's going to iron his best plaid shirt. And there's a random topless man in a blue dress stealing priceless treasures from his ultra-modern, open-concept corrugated tin shack.

Fucking India. Remember to be thankful for the shit you have, folks. Cuz some people never have it half as good as you.

Hey before post please best assure. This is not from India as the police uniform is not the uniform of Indian Police.

[bushbarbie]

Creative Suicide 101.

[Vedderman]

Originally Posted by bhcrab2010 ↗

Hey before post please best assure. This is not from India as the police uniform is not the uniform of Indian Police.

I got the story from an Indian news site. It was written in Bengali. So it was either in Bengal or Bangladesh. I have no idea what Indian police uniforms look like, so having no working knowledge of the ass-east of India or its bordering countries, I took a stab at Bengal. If you're saying it's Bangladesh, that's fine.

What I am saying, however, is that if you're plugged in enough to recognize the difference between a Bengali police uniform and one from Bangladesh, then why the fuck is my redneck white ass posting these stories and busting my hump trying to translate incomprehensible languages?

Find these stories and post them yourself, please! Searching for this shit with no command of the language or the regional geography is a ball-busting cunt of a chore. Step up your Indian ass (or wherever the hell you're from) and post some carnage already!! Your news outlets over there show far more than ours here. Take advantage!