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I remember watching that story on tv yrs ago on some true crime show.
nieghb or down the road has a big tree chipper and truck its pulled behind,all the chips and stuff goes into the truck box.i stopped to look at it one day walking my puppy....the guy was overly friendly to a stanger(me) and joked about tossing his nagging gf into it some day as he drank on a beer.if it will shred a 6 inch diameter tree limb then a human body isn't much to it.
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Looks like more than one person there, for sure. The first must've gone feet first, too. Jesus...
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Gonna have to wash that chipper out some fierce.
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I also saw a case where a dad grabbed his son's arm and threw himself in a chipper. The goal was supposed to be a murder suicide but as the dad was getting shredded the boy was able to break free from his grip. Can you even imagine?
It's hard to hold your grip when your brain is shredded. This plan lacked forethought.
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reminds me of that scene from ghost ship when that dude got mushed between two large gears... shitty way to die
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Re: Death by Wood Chipper

Ive never had any experiences with chippers....hope I never do....but are there no safety features on these things?
First let me say, "fuck you, you are a pansy."

Now that that is out of the way. Wood chippers need to allow items at least as big as a large mans shoulder to be in the least bit effective. There are two toothed rollers that pull items into the chipper. Once the rollers have a grip on something, it's going in. Lots of people who work on chippers don't use gloves (note the gloves reference in your quoted tale) since it raises the risk of ones limb being pulled into the chipper. As with any industrial equipment, long sleeves are a bad idea too.
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dam....that fucked him up real good
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Just goes to show that with modern forensics there is no foolproof way of offing someone and getting away with it; remarkable that police were able to find anything at all of the wife who's husband did her in. Theres a lesson there for would-be serial killers lol.
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Have to agree with whoever said that this was a plane crash; does look like that tbh. I would have expected more annihilation if someone had been wood-chipped to death?


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