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ha ha!!! you dumb fucker.
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Re: Dead, with a Machete in the Head.

I think the cops can rule out suicide right away.
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Damn, who needs enemies with friends like that?
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Re: Dead, with a Machete in the Head.

Look in his right hand... fat fucker still holding onto a chicken drum stick... fat people, they sure are consistent.
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This will be on my signatures from now on. Classic!!
You don't have a blue name, therefore you have no signature. chris might be able to show you a way to make that happen though.
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Re: Dead, with a Machete in the Head.

Why leave your machete behind? Machetes cost money, stupid to leave it behind like that.
Not to mention necessary to navigate in the jungle these savages live in.
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Re: Dead, with a Machete in the Head.

I guess they do not care about fingerprints in the backwater hell. I guess they can go house to house to see who does not have a Machete. Everyone has one there!
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Re: Dead, with a Machete in the Head.

that's gonna leave a tension headache in the morning
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Re: Dead, with a Machete in the Head.

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