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03-12-2025, 07:14 PM
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Cyclist's Organs Expelled After Being Run Over By School Bus
Itapororoca, Paraíba, Brazil A 67-year-old cyclist, José E.N., died after being run over by a truck on Wednesday morning (12). After the accident, the bus driver remained at the scene and called the police, with police confirming that the bus driver was not at fault for the accident.    |
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03-13-2025, 12:19 AM
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Re: Cyclist's Organs Expelled After Being Run Over By School Bus
Body all smashed, head flat, heart expelled, hat is like-new.  |
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03-13-2025, 05:29 AM
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Re: Cyclist's Organs Expelled After Being Run Over By School Bus
The sign says it all: Ki-PAO! ...and you're dead.
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03-13-2025, 12:50 PM
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Re: Cyclist's Organs Expelled After Being Run Over By School Bus
He will be once he’s scraped up and sewn back together.  |
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03-13-2025, 05:30 PM
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Re: Cyclist's Organs Expelled After Being Run Over By School Bus
Whew, that’s a genuine antique Schwinn bicycle. It has survived without a scratch. The family will have to sell off all his belongings to pay for a decent patch job & farewell party. Or start a Go Fund Me.
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03-13-2025, 10:04 PM
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Re: Cyclist's Organs Expelled After Being Run Over By School Bus
That's like that scene in Napolean Dynamite where the farmer shoots the cow in front of the school bus...only worse
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03-13-2025, 11:10 PM
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Re: Cyclist's Organs Expelled After Being Run Over By School Bus
Well, he learned his lesson. Shame he was expelled from school though. |
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03-14-2025, 10:32 PM
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Re: Cyclist's Organs Expelled After Being Run Over By School Bus
He can be toothpaste for Halloween
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