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03-12-2025, 07:14 PM
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Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
At about 7:30 am on Wednesday, March 12, 2025, a municipal bus from Guarabira collided with a cyclist on the PB-057 highway in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil. The 67-year-old cyclist died. Accounts reported lethal trauma to the head, a crushed skull and body parts strewn across the location. The bus was making its usual run transporting students to a university campus and was not a school bus filled with children. Its driver stopped, summoned emergency services and, in a note from the city hall, was said to have shown no negligence while driving at an appropriate urban speed. A same-day account classified the vehicle as a truck and stated that its driver could not be located, producing conflicting references to a truck and a bus. However, at least three accounts described a bus, so that version has stronger support. No account substantiates the assertion that the cyclist's organs were ejected; the descriptions consistently concern fatal head injuries. One account published the victim's name, but it remains withheld pending independent confirmation.    |
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03-13-2025, 12:19 AM
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Re: Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
Body all smashed, head flat, heart expelled, hat is like-new.  |
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03-13-2025, 04:34 AM
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Re: Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
Definitely cyclists fault.
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03-13-2025, 05:29 AM
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Re: Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
The sign says it all: Ki-PAO! ...and you're dead.
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03-13-2025, 05:51 AM
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Re: Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
is he ok?
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03-13-2025, 12:50 PM
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Re: Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
He will be once he’s scraped up and sewn back together.  |
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03-13-2025, 05:30 PM
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Re: Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
Whew, that’s a genuine antique Schwinn bicycle. It has survived without a scratch. The family will have to sell off all his belongings to pay for a decent patch job & farewell party. Or start a Go Fund Me.
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03-13-2025, 10:04 PM
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Re: Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
That's like that scene in Napolean Dynamite where the farmer shoots the cow in front of the school bus...only worse
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03-13-2025, 11:10 PM
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Re: Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
Well, he learned his lesson. Shame he was expelled from school though. |
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03-14-2025, 10:32 PM
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Re: Cyclist, 67, Killed by Student Transport Bus in Itapororoca, Paraiba, Brazil
He can be toothpaste for Halloween
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