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08-28-2011, 11:25 PM
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08-28-2011, 11:50 PM
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the people at the morgue get happy to see a cremtion because they know theres free bbq that day..
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My destination too, although I hope they do a better job.
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How about you guys donate your bodies to me for a week?

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08-09-2014, 11:46 AM
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Yep up in smoke for me,fuck that burial maggot's eating ya shit thing..Plus what about waking up underground? Scratching at the lid,running out of air,deathly silence (no pun intended) Fuck that! stick me in the oven till im well done and scatter me in the sea
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I want to be cremated as well. My mother was heartbroken at this. I don't know why. She passed in June this year of brain cancer, and was buried. It was so hard, combing her hair, fixing her make up, putting my hands on her face. She was just gone. It's such a difficult thing, to lose the one person in this world who knew you better than all others. May she rest in peace, pain free. Love you, Mama.
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Never really saw the appeal, if you can call it that, of cremation. I like the idea of rotting down like I was meant to and feeding whatever is around me. I don't believe in any supernatural bollocks but it's just a nice thought.
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I want to be cremated and launched into space when my time comes.
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Screw you guys! I plan on climbing out of my grave and walking around, at least for a little while. They can cremate me if they want, but I'll be pounding on the furnace door. That will wake them up.
Of course, no cremation is based on not being incinerated in a plane crash.
Never mind...I think I'll just be cremated.......maybe then they can put my ashes in a pizza box......


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