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08-27-2011, 03:40 AM
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I will be cremated, but my farther used to say "you burn rubbish and bury treasure. I want my ashes scatterd over my friends living room carpet if she is still alive, i dropped a crisp on her floor one night and she went bonkers.
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Much more hygienic than burying bodies in the ground that are going to leak and rot.
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I will be cremated, but my farther used to say "you burn rubbish and bury treasure. I want my ashes scatterd over my friends living room carpet if she is still alive, i dropped a crisp on her floor one night and she went bonkers.

(in Aust, there is no such thing as 'crisps' we call them chips over here. We use 'chips' for both 'crisps' and the hot potato kind)
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No cremation for me I whant my bones whole in case I come back as a Zombie
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fire gets rid of all evil
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You all want to be buryed or cremated well i want to be frozen soild like in asten powers so my body will never decompose.... that or shot into space. Space roadkill Hell Ya!!!
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^^^ mine too!! Your body is just the shell for your 'spirit' (nothing religous, just that special thing that makes you..you). It leaves your body when you die, it doesn't want to hang around in your stinky decomposing body! So I say get rid of that shell!!

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They can bury me upside down so the world can kiss my arse
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To those who want to be buried, consider this, in 30-50 years after you are buried, unscrupulous cemetery owners will dig you up and put someone else in your spot, if not selling the cemetery to build a stadium. Better to be cremated and have the ashes scattered in the sea or favorite place, hell I remember a guy had it scattered at Safeco Field in Seattle awhile back.
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if you think youre getting your mommys ashes.... youre not.


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