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08-24-2015, 08:07 AM
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Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
A couple stopped their car at a restaurant next to the road late in the evening to call the police as they heard a bump but didn't know what they hit and were too afraid to go back and check things out. After a thorough investigation by the police they came to the conclusion that the couple's car hit a pedestrian who ended up dead, being mangled in his middle and with fatal wounds to his head. The police advised the couple to enjoy their Thai curry soup and to go to bed early and not worry too much as incidents like this happen on a daily basis over there and ya can't fix stupidity.             |
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08-24-2015, 09:03 AM
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Re: Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
One hell of a horrific scene
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08-24-2015, 09:11 AM
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Re: Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
 curry soup and rest will make them rest well and feel easy in the morning... |
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08-24-2015, 09:20 AM
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Re: Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
Seems like that would've damaged their car pretty bad. I mean seems like it would've been a bit more than, "heard a bump." |
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08-24-2015, 09:20 AM
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Re: Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
Wife: Honey, what was that bump? Hubby: Nothin'... that was a pothole, don't worry baby. Wife: Oh good, I was worry he hit something. Husband: Let's stop here and have some curry soup, I'll make feel better. "assholes" |
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08-24-2015, 01:34 PM
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Re: Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
where they are  |
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08-24-2015, 02:57 PM
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Re: Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
maybe add aspirins as well?   |
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08-24-2015, 06:07 PM
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Re: Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
How the fuck do u not notice that unless the car was actually a tank
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08-24-2015, 06:47 PM
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Re: Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
Blacktop with white sidelines? Looks like a highway, not a street. And the stiff looks like a degenerate hobo. He was probably drunk as a lord and stumbling down the middle of the road in his flip-flops. I once hit a traffic cone when I was on the way home from the pub. Had no idea wtf I'd smashed into. Got out and looked around and couldn't see carnage so I went on home in my '74 Vega. Kept hearing the thing rattling and knocking somewhere. I finally sorted it when I got home, but only because the fucking thing had caught fire and was gradually turning into a melted orange fireball somewhere up in the bowels of my auto. Anyway, tough way for an old drunkie to go out, but fuck him for walking on the highway in the dead of night. |
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08-24-2015, 07:32 PM
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Re: Couple in a Car Didn't Notice They Hit and Mangled a Pedestrian
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