[fhtshop]

They may be checking that micro-penis wasn't the reason for suicide.

[DanielPlainview]

Microscopic? Check
Crusty and looks like it hasn't been used in ages? Check

Yeah, I think this is a real suicide, guys. No need for an autopsy. Let's just throw it in the pit.

Seems legit.

[kellyhound]

yup, no heartbeat in the peepee as well

[butterbeanz]

It’s a permanent holiday in Cambodia.

[beaulieu_girl]

Why is his penis crusty and dry looking? Hmm looks crazy anyway