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Nice cameltoe. Right up the crack could be fresh enough for one last reaming?
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Re: The Bull, the Cat, and the Zip Gun: A Christmas Tale

That "zip gun", a more primitive example of Afro-Engineering I've never seen... No trigger visible, perhaps it is slam fire (you slam the bolt forward to fire the cartridge?) or has a spring and you pull back the cocking handle and release to fire? I doubt that is a functional magazine, more likely an attempt at a front grip?

Given its crude construction its a wonder it fired a bullet at all...
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"...finds us in the always-classy Dominican Republic."

You need class to be credible. I know countless people of Latin & South America that you couldn't hold a candle to.

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Good times, V-man, good times.
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i luv these heart warming xmas stories, thanks for the write up
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Just under the clavicle - not usually lethal. Probably angled to hit an artery.
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That's pretty awesome. Thanks again.
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I always love your posts!
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