|
#1
●
11-07-2025, 08:27 PM
| ||||||||
| My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:7941 Male Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 23 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 9 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Buffalo NY- Man Unalived Himself
11/6/25 Man jumps from Skyway in an apparent suicide attempt.
 ·  ·  · |
|
#2
●
11-07-2025, 08:49 PM
| ||||||||
| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:98 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,741 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 4605 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Buffalo NY- Man Unalived Himself
Well, you know what they say about Buffalo! I have no idea what they say. I'm just hoping some of YOU do, and can tell me.  |
|
#4
●
11-07-2025, 11:50 PM
| ||||||||
 ☾ Administrator ☽ Poster Rank:76 ஜᎻᎬᎩᎾᏦᎪஜ Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 19,687
Contributions: 32
Mentioned: 182 Post(s) Quoted: 6940 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Buffalo NY- Man Unalived Himself
I'd say the attempt was a success. Also, the term "unalived" might have George Carlin spinning in his grave. 
__________________ 💜🧿See Human | Be Human🧿💜 (War Section Hashtags) |
|
#5
●
11-08-2025, 01:39 AM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:289 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,484 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 873 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Buffalo NY- Man Unalived Himself
Thank you for posting that! He's a genius! I laughed so much that I almost became lighter due to the involuntary expulsion of kidney output fluid. |
|
#6
●
11-08-2025, 03:56 AM
| ||||||||
 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:118 Secret Agent Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 13,697 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 2866 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Buffalo NY- Man Unalived Himself
More like a “Suicide success” and less of an attempt.  Makes it sound like he was playing sports and missed the goal by a mile.  |
|
#7
●
11-09-2025, 09:56 PM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:624 Baboso Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,443 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 210 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Buffalo NY- Man Unalived Himself
When something doesn't go according to plan, the general reaction is "My way, or the Skyway." Then you kill yourself. Buffalo classic since 1825. |
|
#8
●
11-09-2025, 10:06 PM
| ||||||||
 ★Wizard Of Gore★ Poster Rank:2 Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 126,868
Contributions: 1
Mentioned: 450 Post(s) Quoted: 30201 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Buffalo NY- Man Unalived Himself
He just ate some Buffalo wings and thought he could fly.  |
|
#9
●
11-10-2025, 05:38 AM
| ||||||||
 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,548
Contributions: 817
Mentioned: 473 Post(s) Quoted: 10175 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Buffalo NY- Man Unalived Himself
08:27-Buffalo PD confirms a man parked his vehicle on the Skyway and jumped over the bridge. 08:30-B-43 reports rerouting companies to the General Mills property. 08:32-The Captain of Engine 20 (fireboat) reports the victim is on General Mills property per the workers. 08:34-B-43 reports holding with Engine 1 and himself. He was an insurance executive: https://quickmatters.blog/2025/11/08...arent-suicide/ |
|
#10
●
11-10-2025, 08:38 AM
| ||||||||
| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:140 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,627 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6151 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Buffalo NY- Man Unalived Himself
Likewise the term "transgender." I can just hear him going on about that one.
|
