|
#1
●
02-05-2024, 02:27 AM
| ||||||||
 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:271 Join Date: Aug 2022 Posts: 4,979
Contributions: 81
Mentioned: 34 Post(s) Quoted: 973 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
Amambay Department, Paraguay. There was no ID documents on the man. According to witnesses, the man had been walking across the highway when he was struck by a vehicle, which fled the scene.     |
|
#2
●
02-05-2024, 02:39 AM
| ||||||||
 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:265 ꓕSIꓤIꓕ∀S ϽINOᗡꓤ∀S Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 5,153
Contributions: 6
Mentioned: 42 Post(s) Quoted: 1435 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
Looks like he was distracted by pleasuring himself while crossing the street, and failed to climax... the disappointment is written on his face.  |
|
#4
●
02-05-2024, 06:35 AM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:289 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,484 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 874 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
His GAP T-shirt is appropriate. There's a big GAP in his head. (I mean the head on his shoulders. The head in his pants seems to be peeking out wondering WTF happened.) |
|
#5
●
02-05-2024, 06:37 AM
| ||||||||
| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:289 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,484 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 874 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
Come to think of it, maybe he had a mind-blowing orgasm?
|
|
#8
●
02-06-2024, 07:31 PM
| ||||||||
| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:289 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,484 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 874 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
Don't be so hard on him. I think he might be having trouble maintaining his blood pressure, for multiple reasons.
|
