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02-05-2024, 02:27 AM
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Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
Amambay Department, Paraguay. There was no ID documents on the man. According to witnesses, the man had been walking across the highway when he was struck by a vehicle, which fled the scene.     |
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02-05-2024, 02:39 AM
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Re: Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
Looks like he was distracted by pleasuring himself while crossing the street, and failed to climax... the disappointment is written on his face.  |
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02-05-2024, 06:35 AM
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Re: Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
His GAP T-shirt is appropriate. There's a big GAP in his head. (I mean the head on his shoulders. The head in his pants seems to be peeking out wondering WTF happened.) |
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02-05-2024, 06:37 AM
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Re: Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
Come to think of it, maybe he had a mind-blowing orgasm?
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02-06-2024, 07:31 PM
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Re: Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway
Don't be so hard on him. I think he might be having trouble maintaining his blood pressure, for multiple reasons.
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