Brain Mass Scattered After Man Was Run Over on Highway

[TheCruxofBag]

Amambay Department, Paraguay. There was no ID documents on the man. According to witnesses, the man had been walking across the highway when he was struck by a vehicle, which fled the scene.

[HIGHTECHDUDE]

Looks like he was distracted by pleasuring himself while crossing the street, and failed to climax... the disappointment is written on his face.

[Karma]

Originally Posted by HIGHTECHDUDE

Looks like he was distracted by pleasuring himself while crossing the street, and failed to climax... the disappointment is written on his face.

Could well be!

[akham]

His GAP T-shirt is appropriate. There's a big GAP in his head.

(I mean the head on his shoulders. The head in his pants seems to be peeking out wondering WTF happened.)

[akham]

Originally Posted by HIGHTECHDUDE

Looks like he was distracted by pleasuring himself while crossing the street, and failed to climax... the disappointment is written on his face.

Come to think of it, maybe he had a mind-blowing orgasm?

[K53]

Needed to look both ways before crossing

[REVZZYBAN]

That teenie weenie chubby doesn't look like much to talk about.

[akham]

Originally Posted by REVZZYBAN

That teenie weenie chubby doesn't look like much to talk about.

Don't be so hard on him. I think he might be having trouble maintaining his blood pressure, for multiple reasons.