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04-03-2017, 08:34 PM
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Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?
This is the locals' story and they're sticking to it. A young boy witnessed a bird get electrocuted on a power line. The bird fell to the ground and when the boy went to check it out the bird suddenly turned into a ghastly, emancipated, dead woman wearing only a shirt sprawled out on the ground. A few other locals say that the woman was insane and might have died there during the night before the boy found her. I kinda think it looks like she took some Jungle Justice with the boards and rocks around her body and also that the corpse looks like one that has been exhumed. I guess we'll never know  .Port Harcourt, Nigeria, March 30, 2017.  ·  ·  ·  · |
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04-03-2017, 10:06 PM
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 Hell is full! Poster Rank:664 Human. Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,310 1,310Posts 1,603Thanked 216Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?
Most likely died from Anorexia.
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04-03-2017, 10:18 PM
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?
It must have been a blackbird.
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04-03-2017, 11:20 PM
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?
I'm going with jungle justice as well.  |
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04-03-2017, 11:42 PM
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?
It looks like she's traveled down a long, rough, weary old road. She was ridden hard and put up wet, so to speak.
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04-03-2017, 11:53 PM
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?
She looks mummified. |
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04-04-2017, 02:11 AM
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?
*emaciated |
