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Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?

This is the locals' story and they're sticking to it.

A young boy witnessed a bird get electrocuted on a power line. The bird fell to the ground and when the boy went to check it out the bird suddenly turned into a ghastly, emancipated, dead woman wearing only a shirt sprawled out on the ground.

A few other locals say that the woman was insane and might have died there during the night before the boy found her.

I kinda think it looks like she took some Jungle Justice with the boards and rocks around her body and also that the corpse looks like one that has been exhumed.

I guess we'll never know .

Port Harcourt, Nigeria, March 30, 2017.
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?

Most likely died from Anorexia.
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?

It must have been a blackbird.
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?

This is the locals' story and they're sticking to it.

A young boy witnessed a bird get electrocuted on a power line. The bird fell to the ground and when the boy went to check it out the bird suddenly turned into a ghastly, emancipated, dead woman wearing only a shirt sprawled out on the ground.

A few other locals say that the woman was insane and might have died there during the night before the boy found her.

I kinda think it looks like she took some Jungle Justice with the boards and rocks around her body and also that the corpse looks like one that has been exhumed.

I guess we'll never know .

Port Harcourt, Nigeria, March 30, 2017.
I'm going with jungle justice as well.
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?

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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?

It looks like she's traveled down a long, rough, weary old road. She was ridden hard and put up wet, so to speak.
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?

She looks mummified.
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?

Kinda looks like Florida Evans in the face.
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Re: Bird Turns Into Dead Skinny Woman?

...the bird suddenly turned into a ghastly, emancipated, dead woman wearing only a shirt sprawled out on the ground....
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