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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]

"10 holes were found on the body, plus the hole in the ass, two holes in the ears one hole in the mouth and the two holes in the nose, but they are unrelated to the crime tough:"
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]

Sure, he had a helmet.

But, did he have a Kevlar helmet?

Looks like he needed Kevlar clothing too.

(And a nice pair of Kevlar flip flops, of course.)
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]

The flip-flops always seem to make it through unscathed. Must be a conspiracy.
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]

The unlucky man was wearing a pair of Flip Flops model "I won't let you down © Ph.D."
Those flip flops are the result of an in-depht study on a process of creating a molecular bond between thermoplastics and human skin. Once you wear them, the only way to separate them from your body is to cut off your feets
Recent studies demonstrated that they can also become loyal after some time, but it works only with Brown, Pink and Canary Yellow pairs.
ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]

nice bike. orange is my favorite color
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]

nice bike. orange is my favorite color
I'm getting naked and painting myself orange alllll over. I promise it wont be your favourite colour any more after seeing that
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]

cactus!!
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]

pointers and flip flops
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]

Shit happens and then you die when you're wearing flip flops in Brasil.
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