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01-28-2012, 04:19 PM
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Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]
Eh, he was shot to death  Paper pointers alert!Note to bikers: sometimes helmet could be useless if you don't wear a bulletproof jacket. The man was riding an ORANGE Honda Pop 100, when to much of his surprise he was assaulted by someone: he tried to escape, jumped a barbed wire fence and ran like hell... but bullets turned out to be faster than him: 10 holes were found on the body, plus the hole in the ass, two holes in the ears one hole in the mouth and the two holes in the nose, but they are unrelated to the crime tough: totally, 17 hole, mostly in the head. The family declined to say why the victim was arrested in the past. The unlucky man was wearing a pair of Flip Flops model "I won't let you down © Ph.D." Those flip flops are the result of an in-depht study on a process of creating a molecular bond between thermoplastics and human skin. Once you wear them, the only way to separate them from your body is to cut off your feets Recent studies demonstrated that they can also become loyal after some time, but it works only with Brown, Pink and Canary Yellow pairs.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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01-28-2012, 04:41 PM
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 LLKH Poster Rank:15 dong Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 65,871 Mentioned: 222 Post(s) Quoted: 36941 Post(s)
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]
LOL  ...id probably shot a dude for riding a pansy ass orange honda in flip flops too.
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01-28-2012, 04:57 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1999 Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 249 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 14 Post(s)
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]
They had no option but to use paper pointers, coz the official pointers have not yet arrived. Looking out for the sequel. |
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01-28-2012, 05:00 PM
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 wolfie Poster Rank:221 male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 6,499 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 107 Post(s)
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]
Looks like a semi automatic with a trillion round magazine... |
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01-28-2012, 05:43 PM
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 Fuck WonderMomma Poster Rank:23 Your and idiot Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,800 Mentioned: 160 Post(s) Quoted: 31715 Post(s)
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]
I am now a fan of paper pointers. I'm gonna make some now out of "post it" notes.  |
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01-28-2012, 06:12 PM
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]
Good idea!! That way, if you sneeze, the wee bit of adhesive will prevent them going all over the place in a big paper catastrophe. Fluorescent colours will add some light-hearted entertainment into the preceedings. Gata - you should write a comedy book of "Death Scene Analysis"  |
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01-28-2012, 07:22 PM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1367 male Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 438 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 8 Post(s)
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]
Not shot! I am gonna say he drove into the barb wire fence...i saw someone do that on a snow mobile and he wasn't feeling good about that!
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