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01-28-2012, 04:19 PM
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Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]
Eh, he was shot to death Note to bikers: sometimes helmet could be useless if you don't wear a bulletproof jacket. The man was riding an ORANGE Honda Pop 100, when to much of his surprise he was assaulted by someone: he tried to escape, jumped a barbed wire fence and ran like hell... but bullets turned out to be faster than him: 10 holes were found on the body, plus the hole in the ass, two holes in the ears one hole in the mouth and the two holes in the nose, but they are unrelated to the crime tough: totally, 17 hole, mostly in the head. The family declined to say why the victim was arrested in the past. The unlucky man was wearing a pair of Flip Flops model "I won't let you down © Ph.D." Those flip flops are the result of an in-depht study on a process of creating a molecular bond between thermoplastics and human skin. Once you wear them, the only way to separate them from your body is to cut off your feets Recent studies demonstrated that they can also become loyal after some time, but it works only with Brown, Pink and Canary Yellow pairs. |
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01-28-2012, 06:12 PM
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Re: Biker Dies Despite He Was Wearing Helmet [27 January 2012]
Good idea!! That way, if you sneeze, the wee bit of adhesive will prevent them going all over the place in a big paper catastrophe. Fluorescent colours will add some light-hearted entertainment into the preceedings. Gata - you should write a comedy book of "Death Scene Analysis" |