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11-24-2009, 06:13 PM
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 ★Wizard Of Gore★ Poster Rank:1 Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 126,346
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Re: Bear mauls man who climbed into its zoo enclosure
This story has a happy ending. The homeless man reconciled with the bear, who allowed him to move into his enclosure. They became fond of each other and developed a loving relationship. Every night the bear would thrust himself into the man's anus, filling his lower intestines with his sticky ursine semen. (Did I just say that out loud?)
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#32
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11-24-2009, 10:25 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2903 Dudebroflowskimunch Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 137 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)
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Re: Bear mauls man who climbed into its zoo enclosure
I could picture this fuck volting over the gate enclosure, running head on at the bear to everyone's surprise and horror. Rushing, hooking off into the bears stomach fat "FUCK YOU BEAR, FUCK YOU!" and that would be the height of his life...   |
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#33
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11-24-2009, 10:37 PM
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Re: Bear mauls man who climbed into its zoo enclosure
I can't call foul on either the bear or the dude. The guy is mentally challenged and may not have understood what he was doing, and the bear was being a bear. Just a fucked up situation. Glad they're both recovering. |
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11-24-2009, 11:29 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3373 Male Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 106 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 4 Post(s)
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Re: Bear mauls man who climbed into its zoo enclosure
"Aaaaaaaawwwwww. Such a cute little grizzly b' OH GOD!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! HELP! HELP! WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHhhh....Gurgle".
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#37
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11-25-2009, 02:21 AM
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Re: Bear mauls man who climbed into its zoo enclosure
Nice seeing the bear was only injured and not killed. I hate seeing stories where some ****** in in an animal's territory, being a ****** and then the animal is killed for attacking them. Just because you've put it in a fucking cage doesn't mean it's going to become docile. |
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11-25-2009, 04:45 AM
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 I POOP ON U Poster Rank:126 Female Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,645
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Re: Bear mauls man who climbed into its zoo enclosure
I saw the title and thought, "What a retard!" Then I read the post and realised the guy actually is mentally challenged... |
