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11-20-2010, 11:02 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:847 Female Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 911 911Posts 647Thanked 4Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Beach Bodies
So....is that real? Im never good at telling, but itd be bad ass if it is real. I immediately thought it was one of those sacrificial mass graves....but there aren't that many bodies for that.
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11-21-2010, 04:37 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2006 Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 249 249Posts 226Thanked 14Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Beach Bodies
They, are not beach bodies. I'll tell ya what happened. It is said that among the seas, survives a dominant, humongous prehistoric logger head Turtle, which is, apart from measuring 50 times its dated cousin, gets aggressive and is also a bit confused with its transsexual status. . . . . . . . . . This grotesque dinosaur recently had a massive feed on the last of the Mer-people, and came ashore believing she was pregnant. What has been uncovered however, is the fossilisation of a huge constipated dung-dump. The remnants of those poor Mer-people are clearly visible. So sad!  |
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11-21-2010, 05:17 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:556 Too many to choose from...apparently Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,816 1,816Posts 706Thanked 63Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Beach Bodies
Dont you hate it when you decide to clean out the basement of all your dead bodies because your running outa room. You wonder what to do with them all & think..... I know... Ill bury them at the beach...its a big place right. Then kiddies come along with their buckets & spades to build their sand castles & where the fuck do they decide to dig ! |
