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11-21-2010, 04:37 AM
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Re: Beach Bodies
They, are not beach bodies. I'll tell ya what happened. It is said that among the seas, survives a dominant, humongous prehistoric logger head Turtle, which is, apart from measuring 50 times its dated cousin, gets aggressive and is also a bit confused with its transsexual status. . . . . . . . . . This grotesque dinosaur recently had a massive feed on the last of the Mer-people, and came ashore believing she was pregnant. What has been uncovered however, is the fossilisation of a huge constipated dung-dump. The remnants of those poor Mer-people are clearly visible. So sad! |
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11-21-2010, 05:17 AM
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Re: Beach Bodies
Dont you hate it when you decide to clean out the basement of all your dead bodies because your running outa room. You wonder what to do with them all & think..... I know... Ill bury them at the beach...its a big place right. Then kiddies come along with their buckets & spades to build their sand castles & where the fuck do they decide to dig ! |