[djrizzz]

why so naked !

[Lyndsay]

cut himself shaving...

[Kelseecat65]

Originally Posted by Matti ↗

What the hell is floating in the tub?

Matti it reminds me of those hot water bottle bag things my grandparents had.

[ousoonerchic]

Blood bath.

[spyderguard]

He was not exactly well hung

[BBKF]

I was reading the text like a ransom note. Show photo/Bring the gold/Too late/Send forensics...

[Karma]

S'easy....he was shit faced in the bath, slipped when he got out and cracked his noggin on the corner?!

[bernard]

he doesnt have any blood on the bottom of his feet

[dwizzy22]

A pile of blood? Oh wait maybe a posse of blood, horde, flock or he'll maybe a school of platelets hahaha

[frenzy4u]

Originally Posted by Spiffyfable ↗

Here's my take on it:

He was home alone playing XBox when two female vampires showed up on a motorcycle. They asked him to change his light-bulb so he climbed up his ladder but fell and hit his head. Upon seeing blood, the women took him to his bed and sexually ravished him under the cover of the mosquito net. Although there was blood, the Official Cause of Death is expected to be "Fucked to Death".

One of the Officers on the scene remarked that it was gruesome, yet was overheard saying, "That's How I want to Go"

Damn, that was funny what you just did here. LOL! Too bad that normal people who don't like seeing dead things aren't as funny as many here on this site.