[Susan]

If anyone can figure out what happened here, or would like to have a guess, go ahead. Here is what google translate gave me....

10-06-2015 :: 07.50, their son, check out the deceased by unknown number of the house, the scene 49 M. 10 t. Taychang Rivers. The Buddhist baht. Saraburi found a man lying in a pile of blood in the bathroom · Contacts later, you're too late, Stop Klang the 47 year applications. Solomon his chin สุภา phong hundred shit is there. 0 to take a photo, type, hands and bring the gold life send forensics science wrong, the truth. The Buddhist baht volunteer issued. 4-baht 20,23,24,27 and volunteer interned 4 you love me.

[missentropic]

If the injury about the eye is the only notable thing going on here, maybe he cracked his head on that sharp corner of the tub?

[Spiffyfable]

Here's my take on it:

He was home alone playing XBox when two female vampires showed up on a motorcycle. They asked him to change his light-bulb so he climbed up his ladder but fell and hit his head. Upon seeing blood, the women took him to his bed and sexually ravished him under the cover of the mosquito net. Although there was blood, the Official Cause of Death is expected to be "Fucked to Death".

One of the Officers on the scene remarked that it was gruesome, yet was overheard saying, "That's How I want to Go"

[Jere]

he probably beat his head against a wall because hes got a little dick and couldn't get no pussy..

[Xploit Machine]

Google Translate FTW!

[SargeistExisting]

Originally Posted by Jere ↗

he probably beat his head against a wall because hes got a little dick and couldn't get no pussy..

I was wondering who would be the first to say some retarded shit like this.

[jesse]

What the hell is floating in the tub?

[Sharon]

Simple slip and fall and banged head on corner of unit incident? Hard to say

[kellyhound]

that's one bloody murder

[Susan]

I'm guessing it's a murder, too. Looks like there's been a mighty struggle going on in there.