Answers on a Postcard.....

Susan · #1 ● 06-10-2015, 05:49 AM

If anyone can figure out what happened here, or would like to have a guess, go ahead. Here is what google translate gave me....

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missentropic · #2 ● 06-10-2015, 06:27 AM

If the injury about the eye is the only notable thing going on here, maybe he cracked his head on that sharp corner of the tub?

Spiffyfable · #3 ● 06-10-2015, 06:35 AM

Here's my take on it:

He was home alone playing XBox when two female vampires showed up on a motorcycle. They asked him to change his light-bulb so he climbed up his ladder but fell and hit his head. Upon seeing blood, the women took him to his bed and sexually ravished him under the cover of the mosquito net. Although there was blood, the Official Cause of Death is expected to be "Fucked to Death".

One of the Officers on the scene remarked that it was gruesome, yet was overheard saying, "That's How I want to Go"