[soyadude]

He's missing cheese! How does someone who ties himself up like a hunk of ham forget the cheese!?

[mikomax]

I live in the next town over from Wayne NJ. Now I will be going through hundreds of obituaries to try to put a face and name to this interesting story. I'll be looking for the guy who was still working at 87.

[mikomax]

Above poster noted Chopped Ham, also gift basket and what appears to be still fresh Christmas tree next to body. Helps narrow down my obituary search. Death between December to January.

[Caf002]

I would imagine that somewhere in his background, he had experience with using ropes......he sure did know how to use em here!

[shelly80]

Right next to the kids toys......geeze!

[The Krokodil]

how the fuck people learn to do so much tying around and shit? Im guessing through doing it for so damn long. 87??? WTF?

[Pyramid_Head]

Damn 87 and still doing this kinky shit? I gotta respect it honestly.

[CatBatMan]

Originally Posted by BiothDaSloth ↗

87 years old and still tying yourself up to jack off. How does one even learn that they need that for a wank?

When all else fails- when nothing you’re doing is “pulling your trigger,” you start to look for other methods that will help you “discharge your DNA.”

…or so I have been told.

[CatBatMan]

Originally Posted by jesuswept ↗

^^^^^No it is NOT normal for people to still be employed at 87 years old in the US!! LOL!! Average age of retirement is 65 years.
As stated in the article this old guy was like an “ox”. I’m sure he was the type of person who only kept “working” to be around others and to get out of the house. I feel bad for him that he had to be found in such a position although he’s in a place beyond embarrassment!!

He probably wouldn’t have been embarrassed, that was a big dick, especially for an old guy.

[LuckiiDevil21]

Originally Posted by MorbidlyObese ↗

I would be too tired to get off after I had to tie myself up so intricately. I'd give up halfway and go get a beer.

Is that because you're morbidly obese?