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Shot In The Asscrack With a Frozen Bullet

Shot In The Asscrack With a Frozen Bullet

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● 12-29-2019, 03:45 PM
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Shot In The Asscrack With a Frozen Bullet

Joe is moonlighting as Jesus and has been shot in the asscrack with a frozen bullet. Make sure you check his net worth. And check on those Puerto Rican girls. Good luck following his train of thought, because Joe's brain is working much faster than yours. Unless you're on a boatload of crack.

The officer’s patience during his conversation with Joe (when Joe is in the back seat of the cruiser) is remarkable.
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35 minutes????
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Ya always get your money's worth with meth.
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omg, lol I was cracking up so much listening to this dude


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