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05-03-2026, 03:25 PM
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Machete Wielding Wholesale Business Employees Confront 2 Robbers
Brazil. An attempted robbery mobilized employees of a wholesale business yesterday in São Paulo, who reacted immediately to prevent losses and contain those responsible. Two robbers entered the establishment however, they were met with a swift response from the machete wielding staff. The incident occurred while one of the employees was handling money at the register. At that moment, he decided to confront the intruders using a machete. According to reports, the attempted robbery turned around when the employees took the initiative. One of the suspects sustained serious injuries during the attack. Meanwhile, the second individual was subdued by other workers who joined in the intervention. One of those involved was arrested and taken to a detention center. The other remains under medical care, recovering from the incident during the confrontation. |
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05-03-2026, 05:01 PM
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Re: Machete Wielding Wholesale Business Employees Confront 2 Robbers
The exception to the rule 'Never bring a knife to a gun fight' 
__________________ "Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow" |
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05-03-2026, 10:16 PM
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Re: Machete Wielding Wholesale Business Employees Confront 2 Robbers
where did they get so many machetes from? the first guy got a good slash in |
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05-04-2026, 07:31 AM
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Re: Machete Wielding Wholesale Business Employees Confront 2 Robbers
I don't know about Brazil, but in the States, you can get all you want at Harbor Freight Tools. https://www.harborfreight.com/18-in-...ade-57951.html |
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05-04-2026, 04:13 PM
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Re: Machete Wielding Wholesale Business Employees Confront 2 Robbers
First robber almost lost his arm outright looks like, bleeding fast on the way out. Second robber wisely backed down: at minimum, he probably only had 6 bullets and he was trapped with what quickly became 8 employees who woulda opened him right up. With him on the floor, and no sound, it looked for a second like "Ok, who wants a wing. A thigh?" Right at the end, #8 apparently says to #9 dashing in from right-frame: "S'ok, we got this."  |
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05-05-2026, 11:27 AM
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Re: Machete Wielding Wholesale Business Employees Confront 2 Robbers
Nice scene with all those guys wielding machetes. I probably would have given up too.  Fortunately for me I’m not a criminal in South America or any other place.  |
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05-06-2026, 07:48 PM
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Re: Machete Wielding Wholesale Business Employees Confront 2 Robbers
"Honest, Officer! He was so distraught by all of us confronting him, that he immediately ran outside and hung himself! I guess he was depressed he was such a lousy criminal. It's SO sad!" |
