[Faline]

According to police reports, James David Gray was arrested on DUI charges Wednesday afternoon after deputies spotted him driving a red lawn mower southbound in northbound lanes of Northeast 30th Court in Marion County.

Gray makes a series of blunders during the field sobriety tests. The Deputy maintained a professional demeanor throughout the traffic stop...

Gray was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail.

[kellyhound]

wasting 20 minutes on him while he smells the alcohol from 4 feet along.
Invest in a breath analyzer test device in each cop car to speed things up ffs.

[Emperor Wang]

I wonder why that old coot was driving the Lawn Mower along the road anyway, maybe he had a big mow job to get to