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How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

Guy put to sleep is Cristian Boureanu, a Romanian business man and politician.

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Re: How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

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Re: How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

She needs a slap, screaming like a stuck pig.
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Re: How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

Someone shoot the bimbo please.
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Re: How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

She sounded like a fucking elk lmao
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Re: How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

i think she just had her first anal experience.
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Re: How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

i think she just had her first anal experience.
Definitely 1st timer, she forgot to bite the pillow.
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Re: How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

Looked as if he kneed the cop in the goolys, so reflex reaction ... Shove her head into the headboard for the first 5 thrusts, should muffle her
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Re: How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

Looked as if he kneed the cop in the goolys, so reflex reaction ... Shove her head into the headboard for the first 5 thrusts, should muffle her
Or took a quick poke at him.



Not recommended.


Good response by the officer.
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Re: How to Go to Sleep Without Counting Sheep

Hahaha funny shit
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