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Dude Takes A Swim In The Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

Originally Posted by 06JAN2024: Leeds, Alabama USA
A 42-year-old man, impulsively dove naked into the aquarium at a Bass Pro Shop in Leeds, Alabama. The incident took place shortly before the store's closing time on Thursday.

He, displaying erratic behavior, intentionally drove a vehicle into a pole in the store's parking lot, as reported by the chief. Following the crash, the suspect exited the vehicle, disrobed, and sprinted into the Bass Pro Shop, ultimately leaping into the aquarium.

The man's family informed the police about his struggles with mental illness. He's expected to face a variety of charges, including public lewdness, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, second-degree assault, two counts of criminal mischief for hitting the pole and damaging the patrol car, and two counts of reckless endangerment for his reckless driving.
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Re: Dude Takes A Swim In The Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

Feel sorry for this guy... that water was cold.
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Re: Dude Takes A Swim In The Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

Sliding him got a little more difficult on the dry floor, cop just dislocated both his shoulders.
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Re: Dude Takes A Swim In The Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

Hope they traumatized fish receive the right therapy
Not one of the fishes ate the little worm
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Re: Dude Takes A Swim In The Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

Pretty sad to have that kind of mental breakdown.
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Re: Dude Takes A Swim In The Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

Hope they traumatized fish receive the right therapy
Not one of the fishes ate the little worm
Those poor fish. I am surprised "animal cruelty" didn't make it on the list of criminal charges.
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Re: Dude Takes A Swim In The Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

I guess the one officer who cuffed him drew the short straw? Did the dive onto the tiled floor wreck his weenie?
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Re: Dude Takes A Swim In The Bass Pro Shop Aquarium

Alabama….nuff said.
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