[odiesmedley]

I loved the sound of his face smacking the floor.

[TaintSniffer]

Guy marrying a fatty...he's screwed

[LadyCPlum]

Oh listen to that poor kid, thinking about his "duty" first. And the bride's probably thinking "Ohmagod like thank God he didn't land on my dress or bend the rings, that would have like totally ruined the day. Oh damn, now no one's paying attention to me anymore, this is like MY day!"