Have you tried doing that while fully suspended?
It’s not immediately obvious one would feel like that’s actually physically possible.
A lot of stuff we take for granted in the interaction between gravity pushing us to the ground and the ground providing friction just goes right out the window when we no longer have that familiar fulcrum of motion.
Also don’t see why people are concerned with what this person is or isn’t packing down there. It’s a classic impulsive suicide attempt that fails. Unless you’ve got sex on your mind, I fail to see how commenting on bodily gender is any more or less germane than the breast comments we’ve had people complaining about lately. It’s a likely direct or indirect cause of whatever precipitated the impulse to make such an attempt, but that’s pretty much the one aspect that “never” ends up being the point of a comment.
Ehhhh, most of us don't care, we come here for the gore
