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Are You As Screwed Up As I Am?

Are You As Screwed Up As I Am? 

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12-14-2014, 10:42 AM
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Are You As Screwed Up As I Am?

Let's find out. Mah dog knocked over mah trash can, and when I went to pick it up, I was immediately reminded of something basically similar to the bottom two pics. I had to share it with you to find out if we're alike.
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12-14-2014, 10:47 AM
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Re: Are You As Screwed Up As I Am?

There's no question about it
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12-15-2014, 12:44 AM
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Hehehe I knew I wouldn't be the only one!
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12-15-2014, 12:50 AM
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Re: Are You As Screwed Up As I Am?

only difference btw top and bottom 2 pics is that the guys in the bottom 2 dont have to clean up any messes

Great funny post though
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12-15-2014, 03:54 PM
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Damn... Poor cup The feels
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12-16-2014, 04:29 AM
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Damn... Poor cup The feels
Heh. Dude's head gets blown off? "COOL!" Cup crushed by trash can? "Aw..."

Also, I spent some of my precious spare time pondering the logistics of this particular accident, because I have no life. The "bottom" of the cup is crushed, that's the most sturdy part of the cup, by a lightweight plastic trash can. So, my guess is that mah dog went completely inside the trash can, thus crushing the cup to death and changing what was originally an unfortunate accident into a cold-blooded homicide.

Mah dog is currently being held without bail.
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Kennel him for life and take away all treats, got to stop this sort of thing before it spreads.
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