[Azimuth]

This is brought to you by eBay: the land of fried fuckery!

Somebody is auctioning off this dick-shaped Chicken McNugget with a starting bid of thirty cents. They say it's about 3 inches long and tastes just like chicken. Almost anyone can deep throat this while tonguing its deep fried balls.

The sad thing is, I've come across dicks in real-life that look just like this. And no amount of BBQ sauce made them delicious. Believe me, I tried.

[Faline]

lmao azimuth good one!

[StiffyWood]

[Mandarotica]

it actually has 6 bids

[Azimuth]

Too bad is doesn't look like the Virgin Mary, it'd then have 3,853 bids.

[annmarie]