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06-26-2009, 12:10 PM
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Re: Worse Possible Thing to See While Cruising at 30.000ft
i have flying-phobia (whatever). now i'll have to be knocked out in the parking lot. you ruined my life.
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06-26-2009, 01:57 PM
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Re: Worse Possible Thing to See While Cruising at 30.000ft
"This is the Captain speaking, excuse me for interrupting the movie, but I wanted to draw your attention to the engine on the right wing of our own plane. If you'll look out the right side of our plane, you'll notice one of our engines has lost it's shroud and is beginning to smoke. I expect it to burst into flames shortly, perhaps causing us to lose control of the craft, and perhaps spiral and/or plummet to earth. Please enjoy the rest of the flight. Ha Ha Ha!"
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06-26-2009, 02:04 PM
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Re: Worse Possible Thing to See While Cruising at 30.000ft
"Hello everyone, this is your Captain again. I have been advised by our flight crew that many of you have crapped in your pants as a result of my comment several minutes ago. GEE!!! Can't a guy make a joke anymore??!!! What the hell's your problem!?? Will those of you who have fouled the air please congregate in the back of the plane so those of us with a good sense of humor can share the cleaner air in the front of the plane."
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