[katzmeow]

The aptly named Cameo Crispi is to stand trial accused of purposely burning bacon in a bid to set fire to her former flame's home.

A woman whose last name is Crispi has been accused of trying to burn down her ex-boyfriend's house by intentionally leaving a pound of bacon on the stove.
Cameo Crispi is alleged to have purposely left the meat on a lit burner.
Police said the 32-year-old, from Vernal, Utah, called and sent text messages to her former flame throughout the alleged incident, compelling him to call 911.
On arrival, officers found smoke streaming out of the front door, hot coals on the floor and a pound of "severely burned bacon" inside the property.
A police report said of the incident: "I asked to come in and observed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove."
"I observed the burner to be on the setting “High” and the bacon to be severely burned and smoking badly."
Crispi, who was four times over the legal drink-driving limit, will stand trial on charges of arson and burglary when she returns to court in October.

[St. Geno]

A pound of bacon? Tasty

[LrlynJy]

no imagination. a child could think of a better way to destroy something.