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03-22-2019, 10:37 PM
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Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
If she lost 300 pounds, she might be quite cute. IF.  |
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03-23-2019, 09:48 AM
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Re: Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
car abuse. Reported!
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03-23-2019, 10:11 AM
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Re: Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
The oddity that is her pretending she's normal
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03-23-2019, 10:30 PM
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Re: Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
Bitch, you’re MORE than a full sized adult and you DO NOT need lunch.
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03-23-2019, 11:24 PM
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Re: Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
or snacks, the buffet line, two piece bikini's or the last meal before a condemned hanging.   |
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03-24-2019, 04:43 AM
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Re: Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
Does she have a tone of complaint about her? As if it's someone else's fault she's that big.? I guess she'll have to walk.... oh. |
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03-24-2019, 08:54 AM
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 His Royal Highness Poster Rank:51 man up bitches Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 30,153
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Re: Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
Poor car
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03-26-2019, 12:37 AM
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Re: Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
* Dat ass!!! Seriously though...I only date women this heavy. Just pick a fold in the skin, grab your baby powder, and get busy! Never got to hear "it's that time of the month" again. Just don't tell my wife... |
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03-26-2019, 06:02 PM
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Re: Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
She's a cutie pie... well, I mean pies. Ok, ok a LOT of pies
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03-28-2019, 07:26 AM
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Re: Wide Load Puts Heavy Strain on Small Car's Suspension
For fuck's sake, carve her up and melt her down for lantern oil!  |
