What is a penguin doing at a wedding anyway?
Married life got off to a stinking start for one happy couple when a misbehaving penguin urinated on the bride’s dress.
The newlyweds were left horrified when the black-and-white bird, who was an unusual guest of honour at the penguin-loving bride’s request, chose the most inappropriate moment to relieve itself.
Having got to the church on time, exchanged vows and remembered all their lines, the duo must have thought they were on the home straight.
stupid woman
