[DiamondSmiles]

I wasn't sure if this deserved to be in the Medical Section or not.

BY CASS ANDERSON

VIA VICE

04.09.15

There is a man living in Germany walking around with a 9 inch long, 3 inch wide penis. King Dingaling’s dong tips the scales at an astounding SEVEN POUNDS, and it’s all thanks to silicone injections.

VICE Germany caught up with the man rocking the biggest cock in Deutschland to talk to him about what life is like when you have a seven pound penis that’s been injected with silicone. This is quite possibly the most fascinating thing you’ll read today:

He introduced himself as Micha, (he didn’t want me to use his full name in this article), and patiently answered my questions; he showed me his silicone-enhanced penis and let me touch it. I met him again and again over the course of half a year to find out more about the 45 year old and his nine inch long, three inch wide, seven pound penis.

There were some obvious things that I should get out of the way early on. When it comes to sex, apparently the silicone implants provide no physical pleasure boost, and any erection Micha gets happens, “inside,” of his massive foreskin. As such, it isn’t visible with the naked eye, and obviously Micha’s body modification makes sex more difficult, (though not impossible).

First, I couldn’t imagine this taking place in any other country than Germany. For some reason, this story seems so quintessentially German. If you were to tell me that a man with a seven pound, silicone injected penis agreed to do an interview, and you told me he was from any other country than Germany, I’d immediately question the credibility of the story.

But, the mere fact that that this man is German, and the silicon injected penis lives in Germany, I accept this all as fact and not for one second do I ever question the authenticity of this bizarre tale.

VICE: The first time I saw you, I immediately noticed your gigantic bulge. Why did you enlarge your penis with silicone injections?

Micha: That’s kind of a long story. I think the whole thing started 20 years ago when I got a penis pump as a present. I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself. But then it happened that I went out pumped up. And I realized that it was a good feeling.

VICE: Can you explain what it was that fascinated you so much about it?

Micha: The easiest way to explain it is that I loved the feeling of, “being other.” But, I don’t mean that it makes me feel better or manlier or bolder or cooler than other people. I had the feeling that I wasn’t trapped in the body I was born with. The fact that I’d made a conscious decision to change myself was important.

VICE: What was the next step after pumping?

Micha: The next step for me was saline injections—injecting a sterile, isotonic sodium chloride solution.

VICE: What was that experience like?

Micha: The feeling was great, but, I didn’t like getting the injections—there’s always a risk of infection. And also the people around me started to wonder why there would be hardly any bulge in my pants one day, and then a huge bulge the next. That’s why I started looking for something more permanent.

VICE: And when did you decide to make that next step from saline to silicone?

Micha: In the end, it took several years. The whole thing was a process. Over the course of a few years, I’ve had silicone injected into both my penis and scrotum. At the moment, I have four procedures behind me.

VICE: How did you get the procedures?

Micha: For a long time in Europe, you could only get silicone injections in London. But several years ago, someone’s name started to be heard around Berlin. He had a good reputation, and he didn’t just inject others—he had also injected himself. I got in contact with him and so I was able to extensively inform myself. Around the same time I met someone in medical school who I talked to about it a lot. He ended up performing the first injections for me.

VICE: And how did it feel afterwards?

Micha: Right after the injection, it pinched or strained, but the sensations were more pleasant than painful. At first the silicone feels foreign, but over time it feels more and more like part of your body.

VICE: How does your penis affect your sex life?

Micha: After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But, there are other things you can do with it.

You just have to free yourself from established roles and hardened ideas about sex and be ready to play. I’ve been told that my penis looks like an ass or a mouth from the front.

I guess at the end of the day the only person that can relate to him is myself. We are the only two men alive who knows what it’s like to live with such a gigantic dong. Only me and this guy.

This interview, (which I only took excerpts from, and which you can read IN FULL HERE) http://www.vice.com/read/life-with-a-silicon-penis-876, originally appeared on VICE Germany, it also came with an accompany video of Micha and his penis. I cannot share those images with you here, but I can link to it and you can CLICK HERE, http://www.vice.com/read/life-with-a-silicon-penis-876, to see video of man with the silicone penis, but you do so at your own risk.

I didn't see any video. Enjoy!

[wujuan]

[spudigitti]

[Karma]

I looked at the link. I clicked on the blurred pic. Disappointing actually as it only shows a rear view. I am a nosy bugger and wanted to see it front view.

[CrunchyCripple]

Isn't this a repost? I remember seeing some guy on here who injects his penis and it's so big and deformed, it's like a blob. He can't use it for anything.

He has a mental issue.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by CrunchyCripple ↗

Isn't this a repost? I remember seeing some guy on here who injects his penis and it's so big and deformed, it's like a blob. He can't use it for anything.

He has a mental issue.

No. I'll get that link for you. Courtesy of DonB. He thought it was the same guy, too.

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...s-penis-37018/

[Steve]

I think he needs psychiatric help, normal people don't do that...yea I know that some will ask "what is normal?"...well certainly not that.

[Desensitisation]

So, in other words, it's pretty fucking useless. Brilliant.

[Shakey]