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03-11-2023, 03:14 AM
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Weird Shit on Telegram: S1 E9 - Donde Esta Tu Pantalones?
One of the few Spanish phrases that stuck with me from high school. Where are your pants? Glad to see I'm finally putting it to use as an adult. Drunk Russian dude forgets to put pants on when he goes to the store to buy more vodka.
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03-11-2023, 10:41 PM
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Re: Weird Shit on Telegram: S1 E9 - Donde Esta Tu Pantalones?
OMG. Tries to pay with his key fob.  |
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03-12-2023, 12:55 PM
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Re: Weird Shit on Telegram: S1 E9 - Donde Esta Tu Pantalones?
Да komrade, I pay with key fob
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03-19-2023, 04:55 AM
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Re: Weird Shit on Telegram: S1 E9 - Donde Esta Tu Pantalones?
Oh no, his wee-wee can be seen dangling bare  Poor wiener, it seems to be winter there. I hope he doesn't find an icicle between his legs when he eventually sobers up I'm amazed the liquor store employee agreed to sell him the vodka despite his state of drunkenness. Here the law prohibits selling alcohol to a remarkably drunken person (I have first-hand experience, it happened to me once  Luckily I had my pants on at least!).
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03-21-2023, 01:09 AM
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Re: Weird Shit on Telegram: S1 E9 - Donde Esta Tu Pantalones?
I don't believe I've ever been so drunk that I forgot my pants and could still find the liquor store.
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03-22-2023, 06:52 AM
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Re: Weird Shit on Telegram: S1 E9 - Donde Esta Tu Pantalones?
It's a matter of sorting priorities.
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