[rossj]

i searched and didnt come across this little tid-bit already posted.....so if this is a repost...i apologize:

LYRICS:
~Tell us if that's your weiner that's on the Internet.
We like our wieners boiled and burned and cooked as they can get.
A hotdog in a toasted bun with relish so it's green,
Tell us if that's your weiner, the one we all have seen.

Tell us if that's your weiner, that little, smoky thing?
Perhaps a cocktail hotdog? "Oh, Tony, you're the King!"
You're the object of elation. You're cooking on TV,
As you do self-immolation, for all the world to see.

Tell us if that's your weiner, in all its turgid might,
Have you cooked your weiner good and done, is it ready for a bite?
If your weiner isn't cooked enough, we'll just crank up the heat,
Boiled and broiled and good and done, yank it off so we can see!

Tell us if that's your weiner, if your weiner's cooked and spanked,
Y' tweeted pictures of your wiener, then you told us you've been pranked.
(C'mon, Tony.)
Y' took pictures of your weiner, tweeted on the telephone.
Now you're yanking all our weiners.
That's how you've cooked your own.~

[Faline]

[sassieroses]