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Re: Want to Know How to Impress a Date?

That opening stutter step is great!
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Re: Want to Know How to Impress a Date?

I never bother with any of that fancy stuff!

I buy a large popcorn with plenty of butter, then cut a hole in the bottom, pop my weiner through, and I'm set for the entire movie!!

When she munches her way down to it, I just say: "Hey! Your hands are already covered in butter! What's the big deal?!?!!"

And chicks are STILL complaining about gender equality!! Geez!
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Re: Want to Know How to Impress a Date?

I buy a large popcorn with plenty of butter, then cut a hole in the bottom, pop my weiner through, and I'm set for the entire movie!!
Since I have ED, I couldn't pull off (pun intended) that little trick. My wife would be wondering who put the baby eel in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.
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Since I have ED, I couldn't pull off (pun intended) that little trick. My wife would be wondering who put the baby eel in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.
Just harden your heart!
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Since I have ED, I couldn't pull off (pun intended) that little trick. My wife would be wondering who put the baby eel in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.
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The video is so short because in the next 5 seconds he was savagely attacked, kind of how some dates turn out as well.
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The video is so short because in the next 5 seconds he was savagely attacked, kind of how some dates turn out as well.
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