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● 06-03-2026, 05:51 PM
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Re: Too Drunk for Riding a Bicycle

We need those Queen lyrics over the top of it 'I want to ride my bicycle'
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Re: Too Drunk for Riding a Bicycle

I'm sure that was me at some point in my 20s
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Re: Too Drunk for Riding a Bicycle

Yeah, he won't be russian anywhere soon...
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Re: Too Drunk for Riding a Bicycle

Honestly ossifer I ain’t as think as drunk you I am. Hic-cup, Hic-cup…
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Re: Too Drunk for Riding a Bicycle

He sloshing around like liquor in a bottle and has no equilibrium. Dance the drunken dance.
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Re: Too Drunk for Riding a Bicycle

There’s a reason he doesn’t have a car…
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Re: Too Drunk for Riding a Bicycle

Reminds me of my first husband
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