I had two hamsters, the first one was Hammy and the second was Shelley. The second was REALLY fat when I bought her. So, I named her after the fat hampster from The Nutty Professor with Eddy Murphy. I found out later that the reason she was so fat was because she was cram packed with tons of little hairless fucking hamster babies. That cow ate everyone of her babies too. I also had a suicidal rat named Peanut. He has some issues.
My favorite thing to do with my hamsters was to feed them treats until their pouches were so full they couldn't walk. lmao Then I would put them back in their cage and watch them push the treats out of their pouches. I loved those little hairy turds.
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Good old memories eh? When my hamsters pouches were stuffed, I used to put them in a sink full of water. The pouches acted like two big floats and the hamster could do fuck all except hang limp in the water with these two huge things either side of his head!! Oh it was hysterical. One of my rats was addicted to black wine gums, the wino. He played with his balls a lot too.