There's Something In The Woods

Viking64 · #11 ● 01-28-2012, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by DarwinsMistake ↗

Don't listen to Sore Soar..She is a bitter woman..You are correct..Its all about the proper tail movement and how to get them just close enough to the edge of a cliff..

It's easier with sheep because their hind legs are small enough to fit in your Wellington boots to keep them from running away.

Faline · #12 ● 01-28-2012, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by Viking64 ↗

It's easier with sheep because their hind legs are small enough to fit in your Wellington boots to keep them from running away.

DarwinsMistake · #13 ● 01-28-2012, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Viking64 ↗

It's easier with sheep because their hind legs are small enough to fit in your Wellington boots to keep them from running away.

Yeah but they are just too short..

They hurt my back..I hate bending its a lot like work..

Viking64 · #14 ● 01-28-2012, 10:22 AM

Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep, since that's illegal an' all. Anyway, the key witness was an old fella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheep was raised. The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw:

"Well, I was walkin' along, and saw this sheep just eatin' grass. And then this fella walks up from behind the sheep, real quiet-like."

"And then what?" asked the prosecutor.

"Then he unbuckled his belt, and pulled the sheep close."

"And what happened after that?"

"Well," said the witness, "they sorta shook for a couple of minutes. THEN, afterwards, the sheep turned around... and licked him!"

Just then one of the members of the jury leaned over to the jury member next to him and said, "You know....a good sheep'll do that."

#15 ● 01-28-2012, 10:27 AM

I wonder if the cow caught him

Ghost · #16 ● 01-28-2012, 10:36 AM

A cautionary tale...

Sudan man forced to 'marry'
goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to
take a goat as his "wife", after he was
caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he
surprised the man with his goat and took
him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a
dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to
Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as
we know they are still together," Mr Alifi
said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State,
told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard
a loud noise around midnight on 13
February and immediately rushed outside to
find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing
there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I
captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to
deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the
police, but rather let him pay a dowry for
my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr
Alifi told the newspaper.

They do not fuck about in Sudan when it comes to the molestation of livestock.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4748292.stm