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● 05-03-2018, 06:46 AM
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How can you suck at jumping infront of a train

Now this idiot has to live

Spanish lady is screaming dont move that is all I kno
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● 05-03-2018, 06:58 AM
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Well, he done fucked that up but good! Now, not only does he have to live with whatever drove him to do that, but with being a double amputee, too!
That'll teach him for tryin' to take the easy way out!
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● 05-03-2018, 08:17 AM
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Re: Suicide Fail

Not dead so moved to the fail/funny section
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● 05-03-2018, 05:01 PM
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● 05-03-2018, 11:59 PM
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Re: Suicide Fail

Not dead so moved to the fail/funny section
This really speaks volumes about your sense of humor.

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● 05-08-2018, 02:24 AM
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Re: Suicide Fail

I admire the conviction ,
But disappointed with his aim
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● 05-15-2018, 09:01 PM
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Re: Suicide Fail

That's NOT a failure, but a second chance (as long as he didn't bleed out, etc.)!!!
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